Dating 101
Why is it so hard for people to find other people to be in a romantic relationship with?
It should be like this:
Person: Do you like food?
Other Person: Yes.
Person: Me too. Ok, so do you like breathing?
Other person: Yeah, I like to breathe.
Person: Me too. Wow we have so much in common…let’s get married?
Other person: Ok.
And that’s it. You both like food, you both like breathing. I don’t see a problem here.
Oh, wait a minute. You want to be ATTRACTED to the person you’re with? Lolz, you’re funny. Lemme guess, you also want… what? To have, like, other stuff in common? And someone who’s witty? Funny maybe? Intelligent? Someone who just “gets” you? Is fun to be around? Adventurous? Laid back? Sensitive? But not too sensitive?
Jesus Christ. I think you’re actually TRYING to die alone.
Food and breathing. Just focus on that, and you WON’T be disappointed.*
*you may be disappointed.
I was watching this episode of Seinfeld the other day, and holy moley. This is a reeeeeaally old episode. The couch is IN FRONT of the door. It just feels…wrong.
Also, Michael Richards, dare I say he is borderline cute here? His hair hasn’t reached its ridiculous height yet.
NO ONE Puts Baby In The Oven
Unless, baby is a cake. THEN you may put baby in the oven. In fact, please do!
